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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:45
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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No way
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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